2008

Mood

Only one person in my entire life has ever made me feel giddy in their presence. And I am enjoying...

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“Jesus loves me and I love pussy.”
— my brother Nick I never knew...

“What will I do if I find myself a heart?” scoffed the Tin...”
— Gregory Maguire, Son of a...

PamperedPuppy.com I want a pug so bad!

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smartblonde:seriouslythough:ashleyisboss:lilahjane: You wouldn’t think that the pre-recorded menu...

Laptop

My mom bought me a laptop for my birthday. I’ve named it JamesMcAvoy. Please excuse me while I...

“if love is a poison cup, then drink it up cause a sip or a...”
— m. ward (via scout)

Roommates

My boyfriend, of 4 and a half years, and I recently had a very amicable break-up. We still live...

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“The more passions and desires one has, the more ways one has...”
— Charlotte-Catherine

LOOKBOOK.nu: old school

Giddy

I hate/really really really love being giddy about a crush.

The Disturbing Origins of 5 Common Nursery...

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Error

“Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way...

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End of The World Due In 9 Days

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Sunglasses from the 60’s and 70s

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Real Facts from Snapple

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Savior

My Tumblr Savior isn’t working. Somebody help me. Please. I NEED IT!

Shy

I like to make up for how shy I really am by being sarcastic and funny. But times like today really...

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10 Unsolved Mysteries of the World

The "Get It" Scorecard

zachattack: Martha: 1 Scott: 1 Zach: 0 Wah, wah.  Lame!

Fwd.

I wish I could sum up my experiences in concise little phrases like those “ways to live your...

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“I couldn’t face being cooped up for the rest of my...”
— It’s a Wonderful Life

Break-up

Now that my boyfriend and I have broken up, I wonder if people are only being nice to me because...

dylicious: Dear Zach, Martha, Maya, and any other Virgos...

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Grace Weston

Class

I am always so pumped for the first day of classes. By the time Wednesday rolls around, I want to...

my first follower!

supersexysara: Wow, I just got my first follower on Tumblr! They love me, they really love...

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28 Most Cliche Dorm Room Posters

riotrepublic: Kristen Bell as the new Harley Quin. :) WHAT!

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Birthday

Thanks to everyone for a super awesome birthday!!! I don’t remember most of it, but I hear...

ChaCha of the Day

8/25 - Q: If one siamese twin commits murder, do they both serve jail time? A: I’m going to...

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“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are always...”
— Bertrand Russell

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Oops

I partied hard last night. And showed college what I am made of. And I showed all my coworkers too....

WDCS - Life size blue whale - the largest...

Mustard Gas Party

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Turtle

On my way to the bus stop this morning, I saw a turtle trying to cross the road. It would duck its...

GET IT, HARRY POTTER!

Bathroom

If I walk into a public restroom, and the toilet immediately flushes after I go in, I always assume...

What Britney Spears Really Sounds Like On...

honesty

muppetpants: Listening to live concerts makes me wish I was a rock star. Really bad. Goosebumps...

Status

I’m afraid to change my relationship status on Facebook. I grow increasingly aware of how...

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vasta: You have no idea how happy and weepy-eyed this makes...

getupgetout: I was looking at someone’s tumblr roll and I...

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ChaCha of the Day

8/20 - Q: What is a good way to go ass to mouth? A: YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH! ChaCha does not...

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Bullshit

It is so awesome how much I bullshit to people at work when I don’t know the answer to their...

Insomnia

I have been up since 8:30pm last night. I work til 8pm today. I will have been up for 24 hours by...

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ChaCha of the Day

8/19 - “Where should I take you and do you?”

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Freedom

Does freedom mean actually doing what you want to do or knowing that you could?

“If you don’t want a man unhappy politically,...”
— Fahrenheit 451

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Gaby

I’ve spent the past few days with my friend Denise in Miami. Her younger brother Gaby is 18...

avisday: i might’ve laughed a little too hard at this...

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Party Pooping Fay

I went to the Keys to celebrate my birthday a little early…except we got evacuated...

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The 6 Raunchiest, Most Depraved Sex Acts...

ChaCha of the Day

8/14 - Q: Why is Miley Cyrus such a stupid fucking slutty asshole? A: …Wow. Well, I think that...

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“We do not need magic to transform the world. We carry all...”
— J.K. Rowling

Fantastic (And Phony) ‘Dark Knight...

7 Things That Seem Like a Good Idea at First...

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Bad Habit

It surprises me how often I’ll start listening to someone without realizing I had tuned them...

“What a pity that in life we only get our lessons when they...”
— Oscar Wilde

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Broadway

Why is everyone in a fighting mood on Tumblr these past few days? I almost miss the million Obama...

ChaCha of the Day

8/10 - Q: What powers do I get if I am bit by Chuck Norris? A: I’m pretty sure you cease to...

“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of...”
— Mark Twain

ChaCha of the Day

8/9 - Q: How do I utilize my ass more? A: …Sit on it. Bounce it up and down, maybe? ChaCha...

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Neil Patrick Harris | A Man’s Man

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“When I like people immensely, I never tell their names to...”
— Oscar Wilde

No Breakup Voodoo for Miley, Just Dye

ChaCha of the Day

8/8 - Q: What is a vagina used for? A: Whatever you want to use it for. ChaCha always knows!

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How Many Goats will your dowry be?

“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked...”
— Oscar Wilde

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ChaCha of the Day

8/7 - Q: My friends are having sex. I’m bored. What should I do? A: Watch. Go ChaCha Go!

As if you needed another reason to watch this movie,...

“I do find it disconcerting when you’re having a piss and the...”
— James McAvoy

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ChaCha of the Day

The answer isn’t important in this one. The important thing is that I got to answer...

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“My own business always bores me to death. I prefer other...”
— Oscar Wilde

Guess what I had today for the first time in 7 years!!...

ChaCha of the Day

Your questions get sent to a new guide every time. So, sometimes when the last guide didn’t...

Robo toys from 1950

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“The basis of optimism is sheer terror.”
— Oscar Wilde

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ChaCha of the Day

8/4 - Q: I’ve been eating healthy so when my girlfriend gives me head for the first time,...

“You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be...”
— Sacha Guitry (via...

I Heart Gaius (via penguinswilde)

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“It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us...”
— Oscar Wilde

I like it when people pretend they don’t know who I am. It makes me feel like I’m...

ChaCha of the Day

8/3 - “UR SO FUCKING wRONG. ARE YOU RETARDED?”

Moody Views

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“A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage.”
— Mitch Hedberg

“Some areas in the closed zones are so heavily...

“One cannot be angry when one looks at a penguin”
— John Ruskin (via) Words to...

2nd ChaCha of the Day

I know, I know. 2?! But it was too good not to post. 8/2 - Q: What pokemon moves should i use on my...

ChaCha of the Day

I’ve decided to start putting the answer to the questions I receive. The vulgar ones I report...

paperflowers: Zeffie….my beautiful beautiful boy.

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“There are many things that we would throw away if we were...”
— Oscar Wilde

ChaCha of the Day

8/1 - “How big r ur ballz?”

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ChaCha of the Day

7/31 - “What boob size do you like to touch?”

bjornstar: Tumblr Savior Tired of posts about the iPhone...